so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.
well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i
Next time on: I didn’t know I was a member of the Illuminati.
Plot twist: Tumblr is literally the Illuminati.
am i in a cult
people who complain about “getting too many asks”
people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”
People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing
Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test
Death enjoyed pizza and hamburgers
God drinks until he passes out
Satan sings Stairway to Heaven
There are issues with our powerful characters and antagonists and I think it’s the writers really not giving a fuck
Metatron is obsessed with writing fanfiction
Metatron’s problem is that he’s the angelic equivalent of a period.